Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

Shit-fucker

A person who fucks shit

You are such a shit-fucker

by Samantha Elizabeth Smith March 20, 2016

dad fucker

mother fucker, but for dads because equality.

short form: df
#feminism

what's up dad fucker?

by crl1nsab1tch May 21, 2021

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Sunday Fucker

White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.

Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers

by Aaron Eunice December 14, 2014

Gassy Fucker

Basically a fuckboy, but in a funny way

That Gassy Fucker's talking to 4 girls, and they all been dropping their panties.

by ThatGuy6 June 19, 2016