by Goofnut March 16, 2023
These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.
by BoobyWooby69420 December 31, 2021
n. A tourist who visits Northern California in the summer and thinks it’s going to be warm enough to wear shorts.
by Style_Foot July 17, 2013
A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.
-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
by RealSh*t November 30, 2013
When one party in a text-message conversation chooses to reply with extremely short, vague sentences in order to try and kill the conversation and end communication with the opposing texter.
An Example of Short-Texting:
Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha
Texter2: Ya.
Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?
Texter2: No.
Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?
Texter2: Nothing.
Texter1:...
Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha
Texter2: Ya.
Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?
Texter2: No.
Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?
Texter2: Nothing.
Texter1:...
Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
by MrGuyMan11 July 08, 2009
People under 6 foot ain’t short but they are just a bunch of fat hairy faggots that are jealous of people over 6 foot so they try show off and just look like complete utter wankers. Their should be a stomp on people under 6 foot day.
Short people always end up on my shoe this is how people I know behave when that happens ewwwwwwwww get of my shoe you little short cunt bang bang.
by Kill all uncircumcised ppl December 17, 2021