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terra horrabunkbad

Something that is completely awful, horrible, terrible or bad.
An unfortunate situation.

Also used as a name for a mutant dinosaur. They are Vicious and dangerous, with two large teeth and tiny fingers.
"Dude, this guy I know invited me to the movies, only for me to find out his girlfriend was there. It was the most awkward situation EVER. Simply terra horrabunkbad."

"WOAAAHHH. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"
"I THINK IT WAS A TERAA HORRABUNKBAD. IT JUST DROPPED DOWN FROM THE SKY!"
"GOD I hate those ones."
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Pube To Terabithia

when you shave you pubes and one of the hairs comes back ingrown
it's the pube to terabithia! oh my god I shaved and one of my pubes is ingrown.. looks like the bridge to terabithia
by cinnamontaco October 13, 2015
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Bridge to Terabithia

When two black men have intercourse with a female, one having sex with her mouth, the other in the anus, meet somewhere in the stomach and touch penii, connecting the Bridge to Terabithia
"Dude I heard Montrel and Daquan formed a Bridge to Terabithia in Kesha's stomach bro"
by mikenuttIII February 11, 2015
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Terabyte head

When someone has a head so large and miss shapen that it looks as if there is a terabyte attached to the back of it.
Damn man the knot on the back of bobs head is so large it looks like a terabyte. Hahaha fucking terabyte head.
by Got cha bitch November 12, 2010
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terradactyle

Slapping a hoe in a flapping-wing motion using rubber gloves thus making her screech
My bitch was so slow at baking me a pie that I busted into the kitchen and terradactyled that screaming hoe.
by D'Ice March 27, 2009
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Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
Your at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound (1) interested in her, and (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - These are things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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Terra

Terra is a good person. Her deepest secret includes she doesn’t see why people brush their teeth but tells everyone she brushes her teeth she’s shorter than everyone else and skinny. She’s always dating someone but one relationship doesn’t last longer than a month. She normally has brown hair and brown eyes. She is self obsessed but calls herself ugly so she can hear someone say she’s pretty. She believes she has a lot of friends but when she was younger she did most of her friends are her friends because she has secrets that her “friends” don’t want to get out but they say I don’t want to be rude. More people should appreciate that terras are people too.
Terras not my friend I just don’t want to be rude
by Emma’s best friend September 2, 2019
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