testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum

Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits

by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018

testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified

"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"

by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018

Tentacle murphy

Big slimy Girthy cocks

Holy shit I heard Matthew has a tentacle Murphy hidin in his pants!

by Choppy Tom June 23, 2021

testicletwistingsimulator

bro why did you even just search this up legit go outside and see the sun you weirdo as pedo

lets play testicletwistingsimulator
no weirdun

by penisucker69 October 18, 2021

Tentacle Job

When a girl sucks on a tentacle of a Hentai monster. It's like a blowjob but in this case a tentacle job.

That hottie in the Hentai scene just blew a monster via tentacle, meaning she sucked on his tentacle and he got off and came in her mouth. A tentacle job is never easy but always a good time.

by Erika Icon June 21, 2023

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

texticles

The name given to the guys sitting either side of you in the pub texting away on their mobile phones, making you feel like a right old dick in the middle.

I got stuck between a couple of texticles the other night, i felt like a right old dick!

by CraigM999 May 6, 2010