horny templar

one bad muddafuka who gets real horny when altair with that big hidden blade of his...mmmm...good!

When a heavily metal dressed jackass wielding a bigass sword that stabs assassins in the ass comes across the room, you take a look at him and say: 'Now that's a horny templar!'

by Poșchină Bogdan Alin December 16, 2012

Evil-tempered

Habitually mean.

"In one hand Aunt Marge held an enormous suitcase, and tucked under the other was an old and evil-tempered bulldog."

by MalumLibrum958 August 16, 2020

The Templar Effect

While playing chess you blunder your pieces because you can't think properly.

" Fuck I just had The Templar Effect."

by SpaceDT January 14, 2023

Berks County Temperature Check

When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.

Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.

by TheRecipe144 August 19, 2023

templar

Despite what these guys may think, real Templars had nothing to do with Star Craft. Templar was the title for members of the Knights of the Temple. These warrior elites were similar to the Hospitallers and the Teutonic knights, in that they were extremely skilled knights that fought against the Saracens during the Crusades.

Saladins camel riding Mamelukes didn't stand a chance against Templars.

by History nut November 20, 2003

Chance Templeton

Some one who is a deer in true nature, loves kitty crushers, black curly hair most of the time. Like the stars, music, and theatre, a deep, sensual person.

''Did you see that chance templeton galloping threw the woods''.
''Chance is so deep and Fetch''.

by Fetchgirlxoxo December 9, 2012

templarjh

Temp-large
1.To drink while posting on message boards.
2.Drink until you pass out while posting on message baords.

The other day I was checking out a message board and this dude was templarjh. It was classic.

by Joe June 24, 2004