by sEaKm September 05, 2013
When having sex with a female and she's on her period, spice things up by putting your balls in as well, dip them a few times like the velvet chocolate fountain she is, then jump on her face and do like 6 /7 times and dip dip dip in man's face
by MarkPerhaps January 31, 2017
Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
When a man presents his scrotum and uses it to hangup on his iPhone. The unsuspecting victim is none the wiser...unless using FaceTime.
That whorebag of a neighbour called me up last night to tell me to quiet down so I gave her the ole teabag hangup and kept partying.
scrotum
hangup
teabag
scrotum
hangup
teabag
by Dirk Diggy July 09, 2011
A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
by Naguine November 18, 2010
A thriving Shropshire game played around a table when drinking tea. Having made cups of tea, each person must try to throw their teabag in someone else's mug. The winner is the person who makes the most mess. You are disqualified if you try to prevent a teabag from being thrown into your mug.
Alex: "Where shall I put the teabags?"
Owen: "Erm, don't know. Let's just play sloppy teabags"
*2 minutes later*
Owen's mom: "Boys! Clean up this mess!"
Owen: "Erm, don't know. Let's just play sloppy teabags"
*2 minutes later*
Owen's mom: "Boys! Clean up this mess!"
by awarren8 April 06, 2008
by dagodav July 20, 2006