taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.

I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.

by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016

taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.

John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat

by TK42FUN May 4, 2015

taint stew

When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.

"Bruh I got the meanest taint stew brewing right now, my balls are sweaty as hell."

by 12Soft June 15, 2014

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

Taint Focus

When you are eating out some slut, going between her asshole and her cooter, and you want to do a lil teasing. Get her even more worked up you focus only on her taint.

I was going down on this hottie working her like a champ, juices were flying. Going between her brown eye and va jj. Just to get even more in the mood I did the "taint focus" trick.

by Diggitty May 11, 2011

Ghost Taint

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!

by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010

taint troft

The section between a fat chicks stank clam and her taint. It generally is always sweaty and stank cause she has a hard time reaching those spots.

when someone is licking up and down between her vagina and asshole the "taint troft"

by killdtheone1 August 3, 2010