Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

Unprecedented Times by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Cunt Times 

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.

It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.

Cunt Times by Mick E P August 11, 2021

unfortunate.times

unfortunate.times Is a TikTok user who makes amazing videos and is extremely nice. Although I am not mutuals with said human, I do enjoy their content.

“Oh! unfortunate.times liked my comment! I’m so happy!!”

unfortunate.times by Olive.boy September 12, 2021

Farrto Times 

A literal goat 🐐

Woah he's such a farrto times

Farrto Times by NiggerAalex March 23, 2022

Medieval times 

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

Medieval times by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

12 Times Indie 

A great underrated band that consists of a guitarist, bassist, pianist, drummer and singer.

“12 Times Indie is a really good band!”
“Yeah I agree Mike they are my favourite!”

12 Times Indie by Bananasocks June 12, 2022

chaos times 10 

the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.

Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"

chaos times 10 by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022