Thomas

A skinny Irish kid well know for being a complete lightweight and throwing up after four beers

Oy mate get your shit together, don't be a Thomas

by Aries 372 August 24, 2016

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Is probably the biggest asshole your gonna meet. He often tends to be extremely annoying and would surprise you if he actually got a girlfriend.

Me: Is you name Thomas
Thomas: Ya why?
Me: Cuz you act like a dick

by TidePods January 4, 2018

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Thomas is a crazy white boy who sucks at Basket ball, and loves Cricket

Thomas Sucks at Everything

by guyhuyftyfghf September 3, 2019

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gay

“Bro, that’s such a Thomas guy over there”

by mishishoh May 7, 2020

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A very smart and attractive boy. Never has to study, yet somehow still gets A's on everything. Usually thinks he'll be a bachelor forever, then sees a girl that he falls in love with.

Also, likes Titanfall 2.

Friend - "Dang, Thomas, I thought you said you'd never fall in love."
Thomas - "I know, but I was wrong." (says "wrong" too loudly)
Everyone in room: "WHAT? Thomas was wrong?"

Thomas didn't study, but he got ANOTHER A!

by Ninja_Emboar May 25, 2017

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Very kinky. Loves to moan. Loves to rub his nipples. His fat is one of his attractive factors. His small penis sometimes is a disturbing factor during sex but it is very thick. That allows amazing penetration. His fat-ass brother might join in for a threesome but spank him and he will leave. He is very rich but he is good at spotting gold diggers. Sri Lanka's treasure, Thomas Roshan. You will be 100% satisfied in bed with him. He isn't active outisde of his bedroom though. His lack of exercise results to his belly size doubling everyday. Overall, a very kinky and adorable rapist.

Thomas raped me last night. His kinkyness penetrated my anus.

by Dougie Bougie December 10, 2018

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