on the sesh

Getting pissed off your nut all night
Getting fucked up
See wasted

Adam decided to head out on the sesh at the weekend with his mates to get royally fucked up.

by Adam in England September 9, 2018

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

seshed

Before someone is insanely high as fuck off gods leaf, they are “seshed”.

you are “tipsy” before being drunk. in this case, you are “seshed” as opposed to completely fried.

by mommye July 14, 2023

stroke sesh

when a guy is stroking his dick (masturbating)

you called me mid stroke sesh

by CaptainPu$$ySlaya May 24, 2024