couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

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couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.

Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

by Yuki putt January 30, 2016

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Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin March 25, 2016

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Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 3, 2019

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couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.

The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.

by AcesHai April 23, 2018

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Couch Karen

A Karen that sits on her ass, spewing her entitled opinion all over the internet, because her life feels inconvenienced by actions that don't effect her.

"Sit the fuck down, couch Karen."

by Matryoshica July 20, 2020

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