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Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.
by Kmo7 April 12, 2020
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Mr. Clean

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM
by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019
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ridin' clean

drive a car or truck with nice rims
This is popular use in the Memphis Area
That nigga Leroy is ridin' clean with his 20 inch rims
by Eric Barimah July 2, 2006
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Clean freak

The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?

Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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clean kitchen

If a woman keeps her pussy in a neat/tidy state in regards to pubic hair. Does not necessarily mean hairless in that region but can often mean that.
"Do you keep a clean kitchen?"
"Yes! I wax all the time!"
by mojario May 20, 2007
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Cleaning Peter

When a woman spits and slobs all over a mans penis then sucks it dry.
Have you met the girl that moved in town? She does great at cleaning peter.
by Youdecidethem December 25, 2014
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Cleaning the Dog

Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking a dump. When someone takes a long inconvenient shit, typically at a party.
Last night during a board game, Denton was cleaning the dog and prevent the group from finishing the game.
by martin2016 June 25, 2016
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