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Definitions by Absurd_Chalice

When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.
Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?

Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.

Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh
Shiz by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025

clean the chimney 

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always
Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear
When you burp but a little bit of puke comes up
Homie1: bro can I get a breath mint?
Homie2:bro why did you just purp?
Homie1:bro yeah and it tasted disgusting!
Purp by Absurd_Chalice July 2, 2022