A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
Get the Crystal Geezermug. Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond
A rare diamond
by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018
Get the Crystal boymug. by lefthanded May 1, 2016
Get the crystal forestmug. a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
Get the crystal mafiamug. A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.
Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012
Get the crystal dovemug. A very attractive, spunky, bubbly girl, who got booty, and looks that kill. Also known to be seen with her Yogi who she loves to the moon & back..
by YB Tha Mac March 14, 2020
Get the crystal duniganmug. 