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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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typical testicle

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.
by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 14, 2014
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dislocated testicle

a fleshly part dislocated due to the over use of it
shit! i got a dislocated testicle again!
by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024
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Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.
My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce
by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022
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《¤》Cut《¤》My《¤》Testicles《¤》

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《¤》Cut《¤》My《¤》Testicles《¤》
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
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Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.
Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.
by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021
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Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021
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