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Get the Jamaican testicle tag mug.One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.
"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
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Get the Testicle perfume mug.Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
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did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
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