by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 06, 2023
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022
This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.
Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Jeff: Ur mum
Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly
Harry: Ur mum
Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?
Harvey: No
Teacher: Why not?
Harvey: Ur mum
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Jeff: Ur mum
Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly
Harry: Ur mum
Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?
Harvey: No
Teacher: Why not?
Harvey: Ur mum
by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022
the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
by Yo_mamaOffical June 03, 2022
A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.
We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.
by Russell Dust March 11, 2018