swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

Sticky Mum

A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.

We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.

by Russell Dust March 11, 2018

ralphs mum

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!

Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years

by DrGer June 11, 2020

YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

by hybrid_eeee May 08, 2021

Ya mum

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!

by Hev15394 March 20, 2008

Ya Mum

when you want to come up with a good comeback but doesn't have time to make one

Shut up ill do ya mum

by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 01, 2019

harrys mum

DEAD

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD

by harrys dad May 15, 2022