Stressorexia

When you are too busy to eat and you lose weight dramatically and not eating becomes a habit

I have two kids, one with special needs and am too busy to eat. Therefore, I am 102 pounds and unhealthy. I sometimes have time to eat and just don't...I think I have stressorexia.

by Jess4312 October 13, 2011

stress like

When you like the photo of a friend you don't know well, and worry the rest of the day if they think you're weird and creepy.

Stacey: "What's up? You look worried?"
Paul: " I 'stress like'd a bunch of Claudia's photos earlier."
Stacey: "Again? Why? It took me almost twenty minutes at work last time to even explain who you were last time."
Paul: "I just think we have similar instagram styles."
Stacey: "You're such a creep."

by Rex Der October 25, 2013

Stress Dump

When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.

Arguing with the ex about the kids caused me to stress dump.

by honky barfly February 3, 2015

Stressi Spaghessi

When you know things will probably be ok, but you're stressed nonetheless
For example, when you're prepared for an exam but still nervous as heck

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

If you’re stressi and spaghessi

and your life is kinda messi

If you’re stressi spaghessi

clap your hands 👏 👏

by Brighetti163 June 10, 2020

no stress disorder

NSD- NO STRESS DISORDER: When someone has never done anything in the military and complains constantly because things aren't comfortable enough for them. Characterized by a lack of sense of urgency and generally being a little bitch with no purpose. Closely associated with Little Bitch Syndrome (LBS) and carries many of the same properties. It is the opposite of PTSD- Post Traumatic Stress. Many people suffering from NSD will claim to have PTSD, but once the facts are sorted out, they really just want attention and free stuff. These people are generally, but not always, in the military. Their "combat tours" are spent inside of large bases where they play video games, participate in "combat salsa", eat at well supplied chow halls and talk to their relatives every day on computers. Symptoms include the inability to actually work, lying about how they went out on patrols and filing paperwork for awards they don't deserve.

"We went back to the FOB the other day and we couldn't find the supply guys we needed at their offices, so we showed up for COMBAT SALSA and found them. They were complaining how they got kicked off the internet after an hour talking to their wives. When we asked why they weren't in the office, they said it was their day off. These motherfuckers have NSD- no stress disorder. FOBBIT Little Bitch Syndrome

by H8Fobbits February 7, 2015

swaggy.but.stressed

a tiktok user thats really seggzy and funny 😒😒💍💍💍

person a: hey did you see swaggy.but.stressed's new video??
person b: wtf no
person a: were not friends anymore bye

by stressed.but.swaggy June 16, 2021

Stress Press

A stress press is where you undergo a series of trials to help make a difficult decision. You begin by rubbing ice cubes on the nipples until the point of extreme nipple hardness, and stiffness. You then squeeze lemons on them making lemon juice and pouring it into a cup, drink this. It will truly help make a decision.

"Sky couldnt choose a highschool, he then presumely Stress Pressed himself, and the decision was quite a bit less of a burden."

by dunit April 13, 2005