stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

stretcher

a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.

I pulled the stretcher on the nigga; i had the stretcher by my side

by Andre Young March 19, 2005

sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

nut stretcher

When someone attatchs weights to their nuts in order to stretch them out.

I would like my nuts to touch my ass so I use weights for a nut stretcher.

by Don B July 31, 2008

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

stretcher

to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher

"Man, i was so stretchered last night. What did I do?

by Brett Scheifele January 17, 2009

rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

by brownsound October 5, 2004