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stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful
I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.
by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007
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stretcher

a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.
I pulled the stretcher on the nigga; i had the stretcher by my side
by Andre Young March 19, 2005
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sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.
My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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nut stretcher

When someone attatchs weights to their nuts in order to stretch them out.
I would like my nuts to touch my ass so I use weights for a nut stretcher.
by Don B July 31, 2008
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stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.
1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*
by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004
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stretcher

to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher
"Man, i was so stretchered last night. What did I do?
by Brett Scheifele January 17, 2009
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rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.
Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.
by brownsound October 5, 2004
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