strawfox means idiot, but, in particular, it refers to any internet chat moderator with an inflated sense of self worth - probably an asshole who lacks basic social skills
random online chick: "admin deleted me for chatting in a chatroom! Damn, that asshole is such a strawfox!" random online guy: those damn strawfoxes!"
by Miss Ta Ree June 20, 2009
Get the strawfox mug.To use one's mouth and tongue to locate a drinking straw in a glass mimicking the action of oral teasing on a man's meat stick. Usually performed while plastered drunk in a loud dark bar, or for a not so subtle offer of fellatio from one person to the intended recipient.
Ex. 1. Dude check that guy out, he's so drunk he gave his drink strawllatio for a minute before he could even take a drink.
Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.
Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?
Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.
Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.
Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?
Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.
by suspect 175 November 14, 2014
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by FTJM October 20, 2022
Get the Strawman Of Unusual Size mug.When you take a butt plug and stick it in the vagina of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her butt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.
"You look hungry, babe. You know what's in season this month? A fresh Michigan Strawberry. Pop out the tampon, let's do this right."
by Pop'n Fresh June 19, 2012
Get the Michigan Strawberry mug.Majira Strawberry is a strawberry fox who loves strawberrries and hates cherries. He has a floofy tail and hates sidewalks. Too many shoe laces and he's out. His best bro is none other than Fjord Frost. He has a 1.0 (scary), a 2:0 (the best so far), and a 3.0 (eh mixed emotions, but mostly depressed about it). He eats too much chicken and drank too much waffles. "Hey guys it's Majira welcome to another video!" Majira means summer in Swahili or something. Also forgot to mention he's a furry. he also has a life threatening fear of room fans so summer (or should I say majira ) is scary so that's why he used his college funds on AC.
by Eloquence the Wolf August 4, 2018
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