12 stones

The best band in the world that totally kicks ass...hard rockish great songs- download broken and the way i feel PAUL MCCOY IS SOOOOOOO HOTT Shit i want him

I am a 12 stoner...or she just saw the best band in the world 12 stones

by Libby June 20, 2003

Stoke City Football Club.

A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.

Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble

by Port Vale Football Club April 5, 2011

smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Stokies

Aggresive youths abiding in the city of Stoke-on-Trent. Typically drinking cider, shouting at cars and stealing signposts, these hooligans like nothing better than to harass passers-by, policemen and inanimate objects.

Stokies are merely a more advanced version of your common Chav, having learnt new ways to steal, vandalise and walk foolishly.

The Stokie should be avoided at all cost, they attack without warning and are particularly persistant at catching their quarry should it choose to turn tail and flee.

Paul: "Uh oh, a group of Stokies."
Mark: "Stay still, their vision is based on movement!"

by Not a Stokie October 22, 2006

Rolling Stones

The greatest rock band of all time. They've written and recorded more iconic rock and roll songs than most other bands even have played on the radio. These include: Satisfaction, Paint It Black, Start Me Up, Brown Sugar, Street Fighting Man, Jumpin' Jack Flash, and Sympathy For The Devil. The four current members of the Rolling Stones are Mick Jagger (vocals), Keith 'Keef' Richards (guitar/vocals), Ron Wood (guitar), and Charlie Watts (drums).

"Whoa, man, the Rolling Stones are the rockin'est band ever."

by Andrew December 29, 2003

Stoke-on-Trent

A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.

'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.

"I live in Stoke-on-Trent."
"Oh, really? How come you can read/ write, then?"

by Stooo March 21, 2003

smokesville

a location suitable for the smoking of marijuana without attracting unwanted attention or arrest.

hey man the bowls packed lets get off this road and head to smokesville.

by Mayor of Smokeville March 11, 2007