Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.

Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.

by Dudebloke March 19, 2021

Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader

Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.

by SandalSun April 3, 2021

Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

by 12345808 April 30, 2021

Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)

"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Stock transfer

When one gay guy poops into another mans butt hole.

Rhys performed a stock transfer on his boyfriend last night.

by Really lad?! June 18, 2021

the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024