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facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
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Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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Stock Car Racing

A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun
by HailieeDeeganWillWinIn2022 February 6, 2022
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DO-STOCK

A word used to emphasis yes or a un controlable blat when under the influence. Also known as Fokn Oat
Friend Says: 'Tay are you choplord?' Answer 'DO-STOCK'
by Manawatu REP June 1, 2011
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e-stocking

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!
by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013
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curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
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