Ethan Stocks

A bitch that cheats on his girlfriend.

Bro fuck Ethan Stocks he cheats on his girlfriend

by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024

JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.

Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"

by Le0ne January 28, 2022

Popcorn Stock

A stock that has a huge following of dreamers that believe the lies of YouTube Grifters.

This Popcorn stock is gonna rocket, hey watch my dog do this trick and buy my cheap tat.

by BoofingKenG September 3, 2021

Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader

Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.

by SandalSun April 3, 2021

stock

the best name, he is the best person alive and gets hella bitches.

stock is a playa

by big9papa January 31, 2022

pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.

“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”

by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023

satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 6, 2011