status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'

Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.

by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010

status kill

When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.

Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-

by pinkdragon16 August 14, 2010

statusjack

The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status simply to have a conversation with another person who has previously commented on or liked the status.

Michael Baker is enjoying the new treadmills at the gym

Sophia Smith: me too!!

Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!

This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.

by just@friend September 19, 2010

Status Crasher

When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.

Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"

Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥

by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010

status rush

a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.

last years status rush for Christmas was the most i've ever seen.

by dj debby debs January 1, 2011

statuslut

One who is obsessed with viewing, changing, and stalking currency of status on facebook or any other form of internet networking.

God, the Body is such a fucking statuslut on with his heart baby heart on facebook it makes me sick.

by the meaty January 4, 2011

Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.

Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!

by BenzoMay November 11, 2010