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to quote Lewis Black, "the end of the universe as we know it".
I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.

<condensed version of "Starbucks" off the cd "The End of the Universe">
Starbucks by schneiderbird August 13, 2008
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A coffee store that is located on every block.
Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!
starbucks by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Starcucks 

Basic milfs who go to Starbucks everyday.
Person: Have you seen Whitney and Brendanna? They're such starcucks.
Starcucks by Ellen Degeneret January 21, 2017

Starbucks Pebbles 

The little black chunks in the bottom of a crappuccino.
I drank half of my coffee but stopped when I hit the Starbucks pebbles.
Starbucks Pebbles by Scream Ass August 29, 2014

Starbuckle

When a person is unable to resist spending $5.00 for a cup of coffee.
Mark is too lazy to brew his own mug, he will just starbuckle instead.
Starbuckle by Datsmywerd June 8, 2016

Starbucks Pussy 

The best pussy in the universe. The nectar of the gods
Dude, I'm still in la la land after that Starbucks pussy I got last night
Starbucks Pussy by Maddly31! September 22, 2017

Starbucks Slut 

Someone who uses people only for payment of Starbucks coffee. Someone who throws all the ethics of spreading their legs for some good coffee beans
The man thought she was his friend, only to find out that she was only a Starbucks Slut
Starbucks Slut by Coffee Realist November 30, 2017