Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

starbucks

a place for rich basic white girls to buy expensive drinks and post about it all over Instagram and makes it their whole personality.

Emily: I'm going to go to Starbucks are you coming?
Rebecca: totally
Emily: I'm gonna get the pumpkin spice latte, you know for the autumn vibes
Rebecca: omg totally, make sure you put a cute filter on it when you post it on insta

by zxxrrxx January 25, 2022

BUCK STARBUCK

I GOT TO KNOW MOON LIGHT FEELS RIGHT

Planned kinds of VULGAR SEX but it feels good.

If you GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY then just POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT BY BUCK STARBUCK MAP.

BUCK STARBUCK DOOR and I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND I WILL SUCK YOUR ASS.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME July 30, 2021

Starbuck

Give up something to ensure a clean conscience, make a statement, and show universal unity

“Starbuck” it! I can’t be buying these overpriced goods when it is based in evil.

by Brich_bitch December 10, 2023

starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucked

Throwing a starbucks coffee at an annoying white girls face.

Tina kept on going on about John so I starbucked her.

by Jputt November 6, 2013