Chuck a spring hill

To go around in circles; to go nowhere

"Josh, where were you? Did you guys chuck a spring hill?"

"Yeah Vish, we got lost and couldn't find our way."

by Perezita March 21, 2009

Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

by Erg raider April 4, 2011

clock spring

Big curly pubes

As I showered I noticed several clock springs attached to the soap.

by Dead April 22, 2003

no spring chicken

Someone who is well past youth; an older person.

Leslie: did you know that Harry's mother turned 90 last week
Kevin: Well she's no spring chicken!

by Miss22894 December 14, 2013

Common Spring-Ford L

A term used when a student gets called down to the principal’s office at Spring-Ford High School.

Student 1: Yo I just got called down to the office for cheating on a test.
Student 2: Common Spring-Ford L

by Jack69Knauff March 13, 2022

China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.

Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.

by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011

chocolate hot spring

This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.

"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"

by J.Spencer Lambchop January 22, 2008