spooky spida ring

The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.

"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"

"Did you get da slappy hand"

"Yeah"

by Strange snail May 18, 2021

Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket

I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.

by GingerHoller June 6, 2021

spooky dookie

when you take a shit and its absolutely horrifying
not to be confused with pookie bear

i just took a spooky dookie

by anonymous August 31, 2024

Double Spooky Dooky [OG]

When one decides to take a normal spooky dooky in the dark instead in this version you leave the door unlocked as if no one’s is in there and when a family member or friend comes in you proceed to scared the shit out of them and while you shit as well

As i sat there taking a spooky dooky my mother proceeded into the bathroom and i yelled, “DOUBLE SPOOKY DOOKY OG !”

by OGspookydooky July 19, 2025

Spooky skeleton

It's somebody named Nick who like to sing alone in the shower the spooky skeleton song

Did you hear that new spooky skeleton song s*** was crunk

by Lonely pickle July 31, 2025

spooky spoon

She was the one who actually assassinated JFK. Not lee harvey oswald

Oswald just happened to be nearby when spooky spoon pulled the trigger on JFK.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 29, 2025

spooky and funky

Something that is spooky... and perhaps a little bit funky....

bro 1: Yo bro check out this meme
bro2: Yo thats so spooky and funky
bro1: W-what....?
bro3: *insert spooky funk*

by arsonmanstudios December 11, 2025