spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

Spartan

A drinking game much like a centurion where the player must drink 300 shots in 300 minutes (one per minute). Any drink can be used but beer or similar percentage alcohol is advised. Whoever can finish without throwing up earns the title spartan, this title can stick with the player forever and be similar in stature to an O.B.E. The player can then add spartan as a suffix to their name eg(John Smith, Spartan).

Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim

by fandango8 March 5, 2008

Spartans

National condom of Canada.

In America, we have Trojans.
In Canada, they have Spartans.

by ahhdammit November 11, 2010

splarting

when in the act of farting liguid escapes along with the gas, normaly assoiciated with wee bum although can be unexpected and undesired result of "forcing" a fart, follow through damage to underwear a direct result, or "spray painting the toilet bowl" if in the act of wee bumming

He's been splarting and has to change his underwear

by wordology May 1, 2010

splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.

Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!

by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010

Slartytup

The act of participating in a slumber party where random acts of fun are involved.

Originates from the statement 'Slumber Party it up'

Hey haven't seen you for a while!" "I know! We should so Slartytup some day!

by McFailish July 19, 2010

slart

(n) a slut with a heart.

I think Michelle is a slart and not a slut because she can express a sensitive side toward her one night stands.

by Dr. BeeJay September 9, 2012