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spiteful

A negative state of intoxication intended as revenge upon one's own parentals or those of a peer for cruel, unforgivable acts such as, but not limited to, invasion of privacy, life-time banishment, etc. ; antonym to dynamic intoxication.
(v.) "Karisa's mom found the bottle of vodka we hid in her prom dress and she can't leave the house now, so we're all gonna get spiteful in her room later."

"I'm spiteful because Suha banned me from her home and from being her daughter's friend."
by Mandy H September 3, 2005
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spitzig

Greatest night school teacher ever. Hasn't beaten any obstinate teenagers yet... never!
"Mr.Spitzig is the greatest teacher at Cameron"
by Amber April 14, 2005
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Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.
Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.
by jrod147 March 11, 2008
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SPITZ

an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.
SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary
by AZNrule! May 6, 2012
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shitzel

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.
Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!
by shatilmore July 18, 2007
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Spitter

Person who talks very smoothly to a person of the opposite sex.
"Twinky messin' with her head." Twinky would be an example of a "spitter".
by Kendall Mays September 12, 2006
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spitzered

Past tense of the intransitive verb to spitzer, which means to self-destruct. Used most frequently when referring to politicians, although linguists predict the term will be more widely used.
He spitzered after years of pomposity.
by Sandrina March 18, 2008
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