Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

spit target

A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.

I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.

by spittarget May 15, 2010

Spit Curry

That hardcore shit Shanti makes

Blud Shanti's cooking spit curry

by Arab Fury April 17, 2023

The spitting image

When a person uses the phrase ‘the spittin image’ they usal mean that something or someone looks exactly like them.

Jack you look The spitting image of you dad.

by That girl rubi November 5, 2018

Spit the tea

Spilling the tea fast

Omg girl spit the tea about last night

by Jasmine53628 March 9, 2022

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

by Spit Man March 16, 2023