spide

Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system

The dole office was full of spides many of whom had little tashes. Janty was there too.

by Al Bundy August 22, 2003

Spiderman that hoe

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007

spite

An act of spite is something that you wouldn't ordinarily do, just to prove a point and get back at someone who pissed you off. The spiteful act can be something out of character, something you don't enjoy doing, or even something that hurts you. You rationalize this by knowing that even though you might be hurting yourself, the satsifaction you'll get from pissing off the other person will more than make up for it.

Football Example:
If the QB is being a dick to the offensive line, they can step aside out of spite, and let the linebackers sack the QB's ass. They'll sacrifice the play and could lose the game if the QB gets injured, but it's worth it to see the QB get fucked up.


Career Example:
You're boss offers you a promotion, but everyone knows that if you decline, he'll offer it to your coworker. You might not even want the promotion, but if your co-worker is being a douche, you can take the job out of spite, just to piss him/her off.

by Saint of San Diego December 21, 2008

spirit boner

noun- 1) the result of getting extremely excited from a college sporting event.
2)The exhilaration from expressing overwhelming pride for one's alma mater.
3) Literally getting so spirited for your school that you become sexually aroused.

"WOW! I was so pumped when the Bruins came back to win in over time that I had a raging spirit boner!"

by C.T. McGee December 9, 2008

Spinning my wheels

Like a car stuck in mud, to spin one's wheels is to try to make progress, but get nowhere.

I sat down to write my term paper, but after three hours realized I was just spinning my wheels.

by rear wheel drive June 21, 2011

spiddyock

Circa early 50s, refers to younger people who listened to jazz records and had a casual or modern style of dress. Resurfaced in earlier Digable Planets lyrics with reference to West Philly.

That new Coltrane record is one for the spiddyocks.

by K-Rod July 1, 2004

spider web eyes

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

by skytripa October 3, 2007