Sphinkter Sailor

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.

Rock Hudson was a real Sphinkter Sailor.

by B. Griffith November 11, 2004

sphingtermeter

a unit of measurement, for measuring small annoying things.

Dam! I missed that shot by a sphingtermeter!

by crack whore July 17, 2007

shpincter

when something is really cool or fun

" Oh sphincter! I wanna go!"

by Binky April 17, 2003

michael sphinkter group

the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.

a fucking cockbite.

"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"

"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"

by Jimijam486 June 19, 2009

sphincternoodle

Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.

J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.

by CJMO November 10, 2008

sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009

sphincterel

Resembling an ass hole.

Your face is sphincterel.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009