snookered

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

slooze

combination of the words slut and booze

"that theta chick was such a slooze, she was all over Hatch"

by Hatch December 4, 2003

skoozer

Noun: an individual who acts more drunk than he or she actually is. Especially when using alcohol as an excuse to garner attention or act stupid.

Joe was being a real jerk after just one beer. He claimed to be real drunk but we knew he was being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 3, 2005

Snoozle

To snuggle and snooze at the same time:

A) Can be the equivalent of spooning

B) Snoozing from both sides, front and back, the penis may be inserted

Late sunday afternoon me and my gal snoozled for about three hours.

Man I was snoozling and I woke up inside my wife

by PatrickWashington_NA February 19, 2013

snooget

A booger covered in snot, usually pulled from one's nose, but may also be removed from the eye.

Dude! I couldn't breathe so I pulled out this totally radical snooget, it was like a newborn baby being smacked on the ass!

by Hannah Bohon January 9, 2009

no surrender snooker

Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.

You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!

...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009