Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 25, 2023

Smooth Brain Moron

When you reply with something smart to a idiot streamer. Famously used by a British world of tanks player that cannot get good dpg's in overpowered tanks.

"What a smooth brain moron" - Will (Quickybaby) Frampton

by PotatoCrusher May 21, 2023

fortnite Smooth truck and catman

fortnite smooth truck and catman are my creations and I copyright it all.

I love fortnite smooth truck and catman.

by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE March 19, 2021

smooth griminal

a grim female who takes advantage of extremely drunk males, usually guys way out of her league

"You heard Scott got hit by a smooth griminal last night?"

by smoothgriminal May 09, 2010

Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.

Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore

by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 22, 2022

Smooth Shadow

A Tiktoker who is amazing at what he does. He is unbelievably good at what he does...making videos. He is a fun guy to be around, a guy who befriends anyone. He can be rather charming, and sometimes adorable.

Smooth Shadow is quite honestly the best TikToker ever.

by ErIk10891000 November 23, 2020