paint samples

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008

The Smalley Effect

When someone makes you think of something in a way that you've never thought about it before; or when a respectful conversation is happening between two people who would normally despise each other.

When a Pastor was asked about Bible verses on homosexuality, he experienced The Smalley Effect as he tried to find an answer.

by official_dictionary May 24, 2018

Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Samplecore

A genre of music that usually branches off of deathcore/grindcore.
These bands contain traditional metalcore riffs, but also include audio samples from popular movies or television shows.

Killwhitneydead and Dr. Acula can be classified as Samplecore.

by Attunes June 11, 2009

smaples

1. eyelash lint

2. clumps of mascara left behind from a sloppy makeup job

1: Bro, what's on your eye?

2: Just some smaples, bro.

1: Gnarrrly, bro. But you might wanna get that off.

2: I'm workin on it.

---- or ----

1: OMG, Haily, you have smaples on your eyes!!!!

2: OMG WHERE WHERE GET IT *rubs eyes*

1: You got it :))))

2: Ok let's go shopping :)

by Squishy Wishy March 9, 2011

snaplekap

h4x0r

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by trix April 29, 2003