situational

noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.

"I am totally into Peg from accounting."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."

by They call me "The Kid" December 29, 2007

russian puppet situation

A situation when in something sticks something else in which something else sticks...
Not only for real things also for knotty problems

Yesterday we got a a Russian puppet situation with a packet which was sent to Rose, but inside was a also a letter for Dan and in Dans letter was also a page for Harry

by Ljuk January 11, 2008

black kettle situation

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.

"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"

by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008

Bangers and mash situation

When an arguement gets violent.
Usually a beating of some kind, the mash being the victim and the bangers being their attackers.
It doesn't literally make sense, since sausages don't usually beat down on mashed potato, but whatever.

Hey You!! Give us ya lunch money! Or there'll be a Bangers and Mash situation.... And you're the mash!!

by Jelloid February 8, 2010

slutcation

an organized singles trip with strangers, usually involving both beaches and alcohol, that has at least the possibility for casual sex.

My brother says he didn't get lucky during his slutcation in Cancun, but the grin on his face says otherwise.

by hikertrash October 21, 2010

The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.

Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.

by MarWash December 10, 2009

sluglationship

a relationship that a slug at west point might be in. 3 out of 5 of the following criteria must be met to qualify for this term:

1.He probably has been going out with this girl since high school
2. They've (probably) never fucked, or if they have, not very well.
3. She's fat.
4. aforementioned slug acts like he's hot shit due to said relationship
5. at least one of the two are from texas.

Why's Texas so happy today?
Oh, he just reaffirmed his sluglationship

by secr3tas1anman November 13, 2009