slush muff

When you have a muffin top and it slushes around like a warm slushie from 7/11.

Those tight pants are giving that fat bitch a slush muff.

by mwalk May 17, 2014

Slunted

Past tense of slunt

"That guy just monumentally slunted me by taking that girl I was chatting with home"

by error404definitionnotfound December 21, 2015

Slunt

A promiscuous and annoying female who has the privilege of being both a 'Slut' and a 'Cunt'. The word is common slang in the Glengarry area of perth.

Kure: Damn! Yarnsy you see that bitch over there? She's hot as fuck bro!

Yarns: Yeah hot as bro, bet she's a fuckin Slunt but

Kure: Yeah ay

by Yarns March 24, 2016

slurtyping

When your texting someone and you fuck up the letters in a word so badly, that autocorrect can't fix it. It is the equivalent of talking 100% shitfaced inebriated and slurring your words.

"Did you see havykbeifj snoaliiuw went fjsokd?"

"Dude, what? You're slurtyping"

by tRiP42069 May 28, 2021

slastic

all definitions are wrong except this one
fucking coolass somkin ass motherfaka,

he's really good at minecraft,
he's really cool,
he's the god of gods,
he's (a good)
I think I have a crush on him

no one is more cooler and better and prettier then slastic

by slasticlover May 31, 2021

Seattle Slush Puppie

The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.

Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie

by The Smiling Sam November 2, 2013

walky slush

when smthn weird happens and u don’t know what to say so u simply go “walky” or u can say the whole word and go “walky slush” and leave everyone horny

“omg a meth head played with a dogs weiner the other day”
“walky! i hope the dog gets aids”
or
“omg did u hear that the wanna be slim shady is dating the girl from bee movie”
“walky slush wtf why is he thinking bee”

by SexyMamas69 August 9, 2021