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While driving in a car. Drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.
"Oh my gosh! Who skarted?!"
skart by McDonnie the Matador August 14, 2009
a fag, pussy, or bitch
- "why must you always talk about breasts and viginas, cant you like a girl for her personality?"
-"wow, you are such a fuckin' skirt"
skirt by seagargwt April 12, 2006

up skirt texting 

where a guy uses a cell phone to take photos up a woman's skirt and then texts them to his friends ect.
John's done some up skirt texting. I just got a text from him.
up skirt texting by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
Skrrr is a text version of screw. Screw is basically when somebody looks up and down in a rude manner.
Ivy: I'm a boss

Tyler: *skrrr*

Ivy: its true even the teachers know it :P
skrrr by your worst daydream November 5, 2013
kyla's a skrat,she's a skrat skratskratskratskratskratskrat
klya's a skrat, skratskratskratskratskrat
skrat by Dolly September 5, 2004

Lobster Skirt 

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.
"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"