Lituation

a situation that is lit; a lit situation

"It's boutta be a lituation up in this bitch!!!"

by Haleem Robinson December 18, 2014

Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

Zituation

When one is having an unfortunate situation involving facial acne. This situation can last days, weeks, months or years.

As I was popping one of twenty zits on my face, I turned to my friend, Jacqueline, and said, "I can't go to this party when I'm in the middle of this horrible zituation!"

by SALLY AND JACQUELINE March 11, 2009

Shitcation

Shitcation is when young ladies in West Africa particularly Nigeria and Ghana go for an adventure to Dubai in search of money through prostitution. This happens with the aid and connection of a local pimp. They end up getting pooped right into the mouth after the unlimited gang bonking including ghetto gagging and all the nasty indulgence for the gratification of the Arabian men just for the money(dollar).
It is coined from the merging of shit + vacation and shorthanded as shitcation.

Shayc: Wonder why Poloo went for few days vacation in Dubai and then return with a brand new car

Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation

by Shayc babs March 4, 2019

lituation

a lituation is a lit situation. Something can be a "lituation" if it's lit, and if it's a situation.

Me: Were you at the party the other night?
Quinn: No, but I heard that it was a real lituation.

by lituation.station December 6, 2016

Shituation

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

by Randiforous April 1, 2011

Situationship

When one person is in love and willing to do the work to make a relationship happen and the other is a custy fuckboi/fuckgirl who doesn't feel the same way but will still have sex with you sometimes.

"I thought I was dating Derek but it turns out it's just a situationship."

by Beeswrite September 28, 2017