Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Bro he is a real simp

by Sounder September 21, 2022

Simp

A person who will travel to Mcdonalds in order to buy 20 chicken nuggets and give it to the person that they want to be with.

Yesterday Ryan became a simp

by Borratte April 08, 2022

simp

Dinesh Thavarajaha.

Guy 1: Hey do you know Dinesh Thavarajaha?
Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he that simp

by paggamonster October 19, 2020

Simp

A total John. Someone who watches female streamers and donates to them.

Person 1: hey that guys such a simp

Person 2: You mean a John?

by I want to not live June 20, 2020

Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 20, 2020

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

Simp

one who donates their entire salary to Bella Delphine.

guy: look at that man on the streets

guy 2: yeah , I know him he lost all his money to simping

by Kaleb Moayed March 31, 2021