episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning
by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020
Get the simpmug. The unfortunate top laners of the League of Legends community who have the ill will to face LarryBigBrain in game, where they will indubitably be daddied.
The population of simps has dwindled to near extinction due to the efforts of Daddy Gnar in purging them from existence
by SimpSlayer April 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Fredski April 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.
by Bitch ass, Wack ass, No-bitch February 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Somone that says anything and will do anything regardless of how they actually feel about a women to get in thier pants.
AkA White Knights
They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
AkA White Knights
They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
by White Knights Unite November 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he dogged the boys and went with her
by herbxl tea June 21, 2020
Get the simpmug. An overly sympathetic being towards feelings and desires in which the energy isn’t reciprocated.
General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.
General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.
John leaves his work to bring Isabella lunch daily. He leaves her a note everyday telling her something he enjoys about her. Isabella pays the note little to no mind, and simply thanks him in a text. This alone motivates John to continuously keep bringing her lunch. Meanwhile, he is taking unnecessary breaks giving her attention and energy which isn’t being returned. John is a SIMP.
by Cxmb August 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug.