Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

Beijing Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.

Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Beijing Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.

by Jackielai March 31, 2023

Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."

by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021

bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 26, 2015

Hallway Shuffle

The akward left to right dance that occurs when 2 people are trying to pass eachother in the hallway, but both try to take the same direction.

Me and this other guy started doing the Hallway Shuffle when we were trying to walk past each other at work.

by ThrashMetalMan1 August 17, 2011

Super Shuffle

Phenomenon when your iPod plays all the songs in succession that match your mood and have no need to skip. This can make your day a lot better depending on how your feeling. This can happen often or not depending on what your library contains.

Guy 1: Jim what's got you so happy?
Guy 2: Sam my iPod's played everything I wanted to hear today I haven't pressed skip yet.
Guy 1:Oh, yeah that's a Super Shuffle I had one last Monday.
Guy 2: This is amazing! I wish my iPod would do this more often.

by Mental D.I. May 13, 2011

shuffle-fucking

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.

i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.

by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009