Shedlock

1. A word used to describe extremely goofy Highschool English teachers who talk too much and are obsessed with current events.

2. The process of removing the foreskin.

1.my English teacher is a real Shedlock this year.
2. I Heard he was peeing at a 90-degree angle, so they had to give him a Shedlock.

by TaxTheDisabled March 22, 2023

semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.

the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face

by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

shed

a very large unattractive woman.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

shedhead

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field

"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"

by Ivan January 10, 2005

mart-shaped box

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.

I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.

by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Triangle shaped cup holder

A cup holder located in a car that is in the shape of a triangle.
Mostly used to hold an ice cream cone.

"where did ella leave her ice cream cone?"
"i belive she left it in the triangle shaped cup holder

by bellasue1234 June 19, 2009