showerkraut

hair and nasty stuff found in drain of shower

The showerkraut wont let the water drain.

by esoom39 June 30, 2009

showerer

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

by oro uma September 3, 2009

Shower conversation

A conversation in which one expresses all of their points in the exact ideal way of doing so, involving all possible arguments and pieces of evidence; i.e. a situation where one does not think of additional insults or supporting ideas in the shower, after a disagreement has concluded.

"Luke said that he doesn't get too close to girls when he talks to them, I told him that's exactly what he does and everything that everyone has always wanted to say to him. Get fucked Luke."

"Sounds like a right shower conversation. He got fucked."

"Yeah."

by Froggin42 March 14, 2019

Horses in the shower

2 or more horses who take showers together and make videos of themselves doing it. People enjoy these videos and are becoming very popular nowadays.

Andrew: "Georgia, have you seen the new Horses in the Shower video?"

Georgia: "Why yes I have, Andrew."

by Alendrew August 9, 2010

Shoodery

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

by Rydo December 28, 2010

SHOWER

Warm, wet water dripping onto your naked body, making you wet; whilst touching yourself up with a hand full of coconut and jasmine body wash. You look down to see your soggy, sexy shoes in witch are looking fucking mint. When you step onto the fuzzy bath mat you are dripping from head to toe. Your body is so damn moist.

'Stacy got out of the SHOWER'

by kitty/cat. January 3, 2020

soup shower

when one places some sort of soup or stock making medium in the shower head of another persons shower for a practical joke. when the person who owns the shower turns on the shower it spews soup or stock depending on the ingredient. both bouillion and stock cubes can be used aswell as cup of soups of unused packets of supernoodle/ramen noodle powder.

man i just soup showered johnny ferrier and he caught a rash afterwards

by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009