shludda

a mod who is not acting cool rn

person1: Yoooo Bifrost and Macie Being a Shludda For reallll
person2: ahhh heck nahh dude thats not it they bugggin

by shd12312 January 2, 2024

Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

shluck

An extremely sloppy blowjob. So sloppy she won’t be able to say “suck” properly with all that nut in her mouth

“I heard she gives crazy good shluck”
“Bro, that bitch shlucked me off last night, it was so much nut on her face”

by clustershluck17 November 12, 2023

shlud li

when you misspell 'should i'.

Person 1: Hmmm... Shlud li?
Person 2: Did you just say: 'shlud li'?
Person 1: Bruh.

by idiotier November 25, 2023

Shlurg

A term of endearment towards friends

God

An N'wah

"What's up my shlurg."

"On shlurg thats what I want"

by shlurgmaster February 10, 2024

shluga

think… john

Omg dude! I just got a glimpse of the Shluga last night!
Holy fuhhhh you’re one lucky guy!

by angajon March 21, 2024