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Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
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Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”
by Findingchemo July 2, 2019
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Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.
by donionrings April 4, 2019
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logay shitter

Someone who is really bad at videogames. Usually will choke in most situations.
Gamer1: dude it was a 3v1 your such a logay shitter.
gamer2: whats a logay shitter?
by SirVoss April 28, 2021
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volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo
Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔
by Volvo x April 21, 2022
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blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.
Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…
by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022
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