shampullet

A shampoo-based bullet/ammunition used as defense when your spouse attacks you in the shower. Works best with a pump-style shampoo bottle.

Don't throw cold water on me or I will cap your ass with some shampullets.

by The Zunicorn February 21, 2011

Shemped

Tuning in to the Three Stooges, and getting Shemp instead of Curly, disappointment, getting ripped off, remourse. Shitty, cheap, crappy.

Dude one: "Wow this pizza sucks."
Dude two: "Yeah we got shemped."

Dude one: "I think I bought bag of oregano, this is not weed."
Dude two: "You fucktard, you got shemped."

by Dark Doom April 5, 2011

shampooist

A person of any ethnicity who shampoos at a salon and is under appreciated.

I am Nicholas and I am a professional shampooist.

by Blueforyou February 21, 2012

shampube

the act of shampooing ones pubic hair

Bro 1: dude i totes need to shampube before my big date
Bro 2: TMI bro, TMI

by BigDaveyP July 4, 2014

Shampoo Dick

When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling

Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019

shampoo.shawty

shampoo.shawty is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met, they’ve dealt with all my nonsense for 6 years and they’ve never left my side and they are such a sweet and kind person

“hey you know shampoo.shawty?” “ofc i do they’re one of my closest friend!”

by sophii!! May 24, 2021

Laundry Shampoo

Laundry detergent

Tide is a type of Laundry Shampoo

by JaZie April 24, 2010