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anti-shagerversary

a custom practiced by idiot beautiful south african sweaty men having had a ploughmans lunch and moved trees but not recently been laid(one year plus time period).
dennis moved fifteen yew trees, nine beeches, and twelve pines. following this he indulged in cheddar cheese in vast quantities. he was a beautiful south african girl and as he bathed in the hot norfolk sun the village buffoon did sidle over from the bridge on which he sat with a large cucumber, or maybe a gherkin, noticing the dafter belter grafter. he did exclaim with much surprise "happy anti-shagerversary, now lets get in them there bushes and sort out that one year time period". dennis never had an anti-shagerversary again thanks to the joyful combination of much cheddar and large cucumber(or possibly the gherkin)!!!!!
by jenn ,lee ,and alexa December 27, 2008
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shiver me timbers

Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r
OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED
by Slickridah August 12, 2004
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Forearm Shiver

The act of slowly raising your forearm up to a girls throat during sexual activites and proceeding to shake almost uncontrollably. Thus giving the illusion that your forearm is shivering. An amazing sex move usually reserved for the dirtiest of all women.
Did you hear? Garth gave that whore from the bar the forearm shiver lastnight.
by Dayglo Aborted July 6, 2011
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shiner

what your cock is right when you pull it out of a nice cum-filled pussy
Your dad came home early and i had to climb out your sister's window with a shiner
by bobbyt June 18, 2006
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shiner

A seemingly attractive woman, but when she turns around or comes closer, actually looks like a zombie. In reference to the bathroom scene in 'The Shining'
"I'm gonna holla at that girl...nevermind, it's a shiner."
by Fear and Loathing in... August 25, 2005
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Shiver My Balls

To blow a rasberry on a guys balls for him to get hard or cum in her face while she wanks him!!!
" Come shiver my balls bitch !!! "
by Lee Hamilton 1 October 15, 2006
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queer shiver

shivering whilst placing ur hand in that 'gay' flicked position
i get queer shivers when you talk about STDs
by queer random July 2, 2006
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