DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

Sheese

It's when someone has ShitCheese breath.

His mouth smelt like sheese.

by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006

Sheesh

To take a hit of hookah and then a hit of a bowl (or J or blunt etc)

1- Yoooo sheesh that shit
2- I did now Im super baked and it tasted good too

by revivethemahal November 19, 2010

sheesta

a slang term for shit

"Holy sheesta!"

by Kirghiz May 14, 2003

sheetsbaked

To get horribly distracted from doing what you intend on doing and not accomplishing anything.

Erik: "Dude, did you blog it up last night?"
Nathan: No ... I got ... sheetsbaked."
Erik: "Ouch."

by themaneatingcar October 18, 2008

Sheeshable

The ability for a car to be sheeshed. Sheesh is often used as an expression when a car has been riced to have a certain stance or other mods that make it cosmetically pleasing.

Look at that civic it is very sheeshable.

by gr86 October 30, 2022

vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say

person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”

by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020