shitter spitter

It your rear hole or the shit hole or your butthole or your money hole or whatever you call it, it's your asshole.

I hit her in her shitter spitter.

by BIG V AKA VOODOO November 11, 2007

Shitterati

Lightweight pretenders to the glitterati, a social set consisting of people who posess no talent or wisdom who become 'celebrities' by association, or through removing their clothes.

Anybody 'made good' through television, such as gameshow hostesses, weathermen or girls, girl or boyfriends or spouses of famous sportspeople, subjects of kiss-and-tell exposes (Monica Lewinsky for Clinton, Rebecca Loos for David Beckham, ad nauseam), soap stars, former underwear and 'glamor' models...

These people will never be A-listers; they are the Shitterati.

by TheBigLion July 10, 2009

Shitter Island

When you take a shit and it lands on a piece of toilet paper or floats in the water, causing the illusion of an island made by your shit.

Man, I just stunk up the whole bathroom when I pulled off a shitter island the size of a small panda.

by dangletown November 2, 2010

Super Shitter

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.

Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

dance the mad shitter

when you really need to shit and your running to the toilet, but you is tryin to hold it in so you are kinda straining which causes walkin/running funny in a kinda dance-like way. which is what we call the dance of the mad shitter.
causes include mum's caserole, prunes, curry.
normally occurs when one has the runs.

i need a shit so bad i could dance the mad shitter from devon to dundee

by Dances with wolves September 23, 2006

critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.

After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.

by g3money September 24, 2011

shatner

A term derived from the The First Star Trek William Shatner's acting: halting, punchy dialogue, delivered in a dry and self - mocking manner.

The First Batman - the 1st campy one, Adam West, out - shatnered himself while musing about The Riddler :
"The Riddler is loose to plague us...with his...criminal cunundrums!"
Props to Roger Moore

by Klaatu June 28, 2005