Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

by Urban humor March 18, 2020

Alien sexual

People who are attracted to aliens

Girl: Hey I’m alien sexual

Guy: so you won’t date me

Girl: no I would and a girl and a alien
Guy: ok bet

by SavageBabyBlack January 12, 2021

Laura sexual

a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.

boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.

by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020

sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish

Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.

by Sexual Starfish October 09, 2015

Sun sexual

Sun sexual means you fantacise about the sun and would like to date it...

Its used in a sentence when someone says they love the sun

Example:

SUSAN: i love the sun
Jack: so you sun sexual?
SUSAN: Yes!!!

by SUB2GEORGEAVIATIONPHOTOGRAPHY June 24, 2021

hunter sexual

When your wearing realtree camo to just go out to the foodmart to buy some ring dings and hoe hoes

Dang boy your almost invisible over there looking all hunter sexual

by Eljer Tippy October 12, 2020

homeless sexual

someone that moves in with a person they are romantically involved with because they don’t have their own crib

Heard he was homeless sexual. He only moved in with her because he had no where else to stay

by alittledrunk November 23, 2021